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Friday, October 22, 2010
Buisness
I've read counterfeit tutorials and check blanking tutorials on here but none of them had the method I'm going to share with you. I've been doing this for about 2 years now and it has never failed me!
Here is my complete freebase method of making counterfeit method and blanking checks. I hope you all enjoy it and find it useful!
WARNINGS:
1)DO NOT START WITH THE BACK OF THE $1 BILL. THE BACK IS HARDER TO CLEAN AND IT WILL RESULT IN A RIP/TARE IF YOU START WITH IT.
2)BE CAREFUL SPENDING $50 OR $100 IF YOUR ARE YOUNG. 99% OF THE TIME THEY WILL CHECK THE MONEY
3)DON'T SPEND THE MONEY ANYWHERE YOU KNOW THEY CHECK IT. THEY PAPER IS REAL SO THEY CAN USE A PEN TO CHECK IT BUT IF THEY USE A SCANNER YOUR SCREWED. MONEY IS MADE FROM METAL AND FABRIC AND THE SCANNERS CHECK FOR THE METAL. THE CLEANING PROCESS REMOVES THE METAL!
4)IF YOU EVER GET CAUGHT ITS BEST THAT YOU DON'T HAVE ALOT OF COUNTERFEIT MONEY ON YOU. THE MORE YOU HAVE, THE MORE JAIL TIME YOU WILL RECEIVE.
5)DON'T GO MAKING $1000'S OF COUNTERFEIT MONEY. COUNTERFEIT MONEY CIRCULATION IS SOMETHING I DON'T BELIEVE IN. PEOPLE GET IN TROUBLE EVEN WHEN THEY DON'T DO ANYTHING. THAT'S JUST RUDE.
6)DON'T SMELL THE "REACTION BATH" THE CHEMICALS IN THAT ARE EXTREMELY BAD FOR YOU. YOU MIGHT AS WELL BE SNIFFING AMMONIA IF YOU PLAN ON SMELLING THE "REACTION BATH."
7)SAFETY IS YOUR TOP CONCERN. BE CAREFUL AND TAKE THE TIME TO MAKE SURE YOUR PREPARED.
8)ITS NOT A RACE. TAKE YOUR TIME!
9)BE SMART.
10)NEW $1 BILLS WILL NOT WORK. THEY (THE FBEP -THE FEDERAL BUREAU OF PRINTING AND ENGRAVING) NOW GIVE MONEY "CHEMICAL TESTS." IF THE MONEY YOU HAVE WILL NOT CLEAN, THEY MONEY IS NEW AND YOUR OUT OF MUCH. I WILL SHOW YOU WHAT I MEAN IN THE VIDEO. THERE IS A WAY TO CLEAN THE MONEY BUT IT TAKES ABOUT 2 HOURS ALONE TO PREPARE IT FOR CLEANING. IF ANYONE WANTS ME TO INCLUDE THIS INTO THE TUTORIAL I WILL BUT I WILL NOT BE INCLUDING IT IN THE VIDEO.
Counterfeit Tutorial:
Materials Required:
1)Kleenex Tissues or Baby Wipes
2)Bowl or Dish pan
3)Pure CH3COCH3
4)NaClO
5)*Optional* H202
6)Hard, Flat Surface
7)$1 bills (the more you have the more money you make)
8)Large Envelopes
9)Heavy Book (dictionary/encyclopedia)
10)Double Sided Tape
11)Printer Paper
12)Scissors
13)1968 or earlier Currency images (front and back) (use whatever amount you want. I suggest a $5, $10, or $20)
14)Iron & Ironing board
15)Scanner/Printer
16)Patience
17)Measuring Cup (ml)
18)Gloves
19)Face Protection
20)Pencil
Process 1: Preparing your money
1)Take all your $1 bills and iron them flat. The $1 bill MUST be in perfect condition!!! Tares or any imperfections can ruin the final product!
2)Measure out 500ml of pure CH3COCH3 and add in to the bowl
3)Measure out 500ml of NaClO and add it to the bowl
4)*Optional* Measure out 500ml of H2O2 and add it the the bowl
*Notice a reaction taking place? It should get hot and start bubbling. This is your "Reaction Bath." This chemical solution will dissolve the ink of the money. Adding the H2O2 is optional because it really isn't really necessary. But using it will produce a better, more realistic looking product. *
5)Put on your Gloves (these gloves should be chemical and electric resistant. Rubber gloves are best for this)
6)Put on your mouth/nose protecting mask. breathing in the chemical smell from the reaction bath can be toxic. This isn't necessary but safety should ALWAYS be your top priority when working with chemicals.
Process 2: "Cleaning" your money
1)Add the $1 bill in the reaction bath and let is sit for 10 minutes. This will allow the reaction to finish and make the ink removal ALOT easier (if you used the H2O2. If you didn't, it will be a little harder to do)
2)Place the $1 bill on a hard surface
3)Take your Kleenex or your DRIED baby wipe and begin softly but firmly rubbing the ink off the front of the $1 bill in a circular motion.
*THIS IS NOT A RACE!!!!! BE SLOW AND TAKE YOUR TIME. THE MORE TIME YOU TAKE TO CARE ABOUT THE PRODUCT, THE BETTER ITS FINAL RESULT WILL BE!*
*You will notice that the front if the bill will become black and smudgy (if you didn't use the H2O2) But if you did, the ink should come off easily.
4)You WON'T get this all off with just 1 soak! It will take 3-4 Soaks to completely clean the $1 bill. Every additional soak is just 1-2 minutes
5)Repeat this process until the $1 becomes complete white/gray/pearl
6)Take the $1 bill and run it under HOT water (don't flood the thing. A nice slow stream works) be sure to cover all the $1 bill. You don't want any left over chemicals still on the $1 bill
7)Now do the same but in COLD water
*If the money rips/tares EVEN A LITTLE, THE PROCESS HAS FAILED AND ITS UNUSABLE. YOU WILL HAVE TO START OVER*
8)Place the $1 bill in a large envelope and place a heavy book on top of it
9)Let this sit for an hour and a half (90 minutes) so it can solidify and feel normal again.
*look at the $1 bill. The front should be white but the back should still be normal. This is what you want! The money should have the same texture as if nothing was done to it. There will however be little collections of balled up ink/little bits of paper. This is normal!*
10)Carefully re-iron the $1 bill to remove the little blots of leftover ink/balled up paper. They may not completely go away but they will be suppressed so its OK!
17)Now just repeat steps 1-10 expect with the back of the bill and you will have 1 completely blank $1 bill!!!!! Do this for however much money you want to print.
Process 3: Printing
1)Find the 1968 currency (front and back) for the amount of money you want. The 1968 currency doesn't have any security features and are still in circulation to this very day. They are rare to get but they exist.
2)Take your index card and scissors and cut out an EXACT replica of the $1 bill. This will be your "Test Print" to make sure you are doing everything OK.
3)Tape the back of the index card down with the double sided tape (tape th edges to you don't effect the entire replica bill or remove any paper)
4)Trace and outline of the location with a pencil (lightly)
5)Scan your "test print"
6)Use a photo editing tool such as PhotoShop and create a new image
7)Make it as big as the "test print' and add the front of the currency to where the index card is.
8)Now print it in a high quality!
9)Wait an hour and let the ink dry
10)Repeat steps 2-9 except printing the back
11)After the ink COMPLETELY DRIES, iron it one last time!
Congratulations! You just made counterfeit money!!!!!
Here are some suggestions:
1)Don't make anything higher then a $50 if your underage. People will check it out
2)Don't spend the fake money at a place where you know they check the money. It will pass the "paper test" because its still the same real paper just reprinted.
3)If you have a buddy that works at a store, I suggest making a $100, then getting change for it (giving him his share of the cut) Then you will have a REAL $100 and your friend can spread the fake money on the next person who pays in a high amount (receiving $100 in change) or his/her boss can get the fake money. Counterfeit circulation
.
:::::INFORMATION:::::
CH3COCH3 = Acetone
NaClO = Bleach
H2O2 = Hydrogen Peroxide (3% works best)
:::::FUTURE UPDATES FOR THIS THREAD:::::
1)Pictures of me actually doing the processes
2)A downloadable video of me doing the processes (since putting it on YouTube and Veoh would violate terms, and would get removed I will put it on sendspace, megaupload, and whatever else)
3)Clearer Instructions
4)Links to all currency pictures
How To Blank Checks
Materials Required
1)Medium sized bowl
2)Cotton Balls
3)Pure CH3COCH3
4)NaClO
5)H202
6)Hard, Flat Surface
Process 1: Getting The Check
1)Get a FULL filled check (signature, and ammount givin)
*Get a job or setup donations or whatever. I will explain a simple donation scam at the bottom*
Process 2: Preparing To "Blank" The Check
1)Full your bowl or pan as followed:
-500ml of CH3COCH3
-500ml of NaClO
-1:10 ratio of H2O2 (1:10 ratio of 500ml = 50ml)
*Congrats your now ready*
Process 3: "Blanking"
1)Take a cotton ball and place it in the chemical bath. Only soaking half
2)Gently rub the ink away from the ammount of money givin (keeping the signature and date)
3)Refill with desired ammount of money
*Congrats, your now ready to cash the check*
Now there are various methods of actually blanking the check. Let me be the first to tell you, they are completely fake!
EXAMPLES:
I'm sure most of you have heard of using things such as only CH3COCH3. The only problem with this is the smudges that will build up from the ink. This method ruins the check because it will obviously be tampered. Using "Paint Thinner" will also do the exact same thing.
What I listed in the tutorial will work. It will not leave smudges because your not applying that much pressure. The ink will easily roll off without hardming the paper.
I had to write this tutorial quickly so yeah, it will be updated ASAP.
Here is my complete freebase method of making counterfeit method and blanking checks. I hope you all enjoy it and find it useful!
WARNINGS:
1)DO NOT START WITH THE BACK OF THE $1 BILL. THE BACK IS HARDER TO CLEAN AND IT WILL RESULT IN A RIP/TARE IF YOU START WITH IT.
2)BE CAREFUL SPENDING $50 OR $100 IF YOUR ARE YOUNG. 99% OF THE TIME THEY WILL CHECK THE MONEY
3)DON'T SPEND THE MONEY ANYWHERE YOU KNOW THEY CHECK IT. THEY PAPER IS REAL SO THEY CAN USE A PEN TO CHECK IT BUT IF THEY USE A SCANNER YOUR SCREWED. MONEY IS MADE FROM METAL AND FABRIC AND THE SCANNERS CHECK FOR THE METAL. THE CLEANING PROCESS REMOVES THE METAL!
4)IF YOU EVER GET CAUGHT ITS BEST THAT YOU DON'T HAVE ALOT OF COUNTERFEIT MONEY ON YOU. THE MORE YOU HAVE, THE MORE JAIL TIME YOU WILL RECEIVE.
5)DON'T GO MAKING $1000'S OF COUNTERFEIT MONEY. COUNTERFEIT MONEY CIRCULATION IS SOMETHING I DON'T BELIEVE IN. PEOPLE GET IN TROUBLE EVEN WHEN THEY DON'T DO ANYTHING. THAT'S JUST RUDE.
6)DON'T SMELL THE "REACTION BATH" THE CHEMICALS IN THAT ARE EXTREMELY BAD FOR YOU. YOU MIGHT AS WELL BE SNIFFING AMMONIA IF YOU PLAN ON SMELLING THE "REACTION BATH."
7)SAFETY IS YOUR TOP CONCERN. BE CAREFUL AND TAKE THE TIME TO MAKE SURE YOUR PREPARED.
8)ITS NOT A RACE. TAKE YOUR TIME!
9)BE SMART.
10)NEW $1 BILLS WILL NOT WORK. THEY (THE FBEP -THE FEDERAL BUREAU OF PRINTING AND ENGRAVING) NOW GIVE MONEY "CHEMICAL TESTS." IF THE MONEY YOU HAVE WILL NOT CLEAN, THEY MONEY IS NEW AND YOUR OUT OF MUCH. I WILL SHOW YOU WHAT I MEAN IN THE VIDEO. THERE IS A WAY TO CLEAN THE MONEY BUT IT TAKES ABOUT 2 HOURS ALONE TO PREPARE IT FOR CLEANING. IF ANYONE WANTS ME TO INCLUDE THIS INTO THE TUTORIAL I WILL BUT I WILL NOT BE INCLUDING IT IN THE VIDEO.
Counterfeit Tutorial:
Materials Required:
1)Kleenex Tissues or Baby Wipes
2)Bowl or Dish pan
3)Pure CH3COCH3
4)NaClO
5)*Optional* H202
6)Hard, Flat Surface
7)$1 bills (the more you have the more money you make)
8)Large Envelopes
9)Heavy Book (dictionary/encyclopedia)
10)Double Sided Tape
11)Printer Paper
12)Scissors
13)1968 or earlier Currency images (front and back) (use whatever amount you want. I suggest a $5, $10, or $20)
14)Iron & Ironing board
15)Scanner/Printer
16)Patience
17)Measuring Cup (ml)
18)Gloves
19)Face Protection
20)Pencil
Process 1: Preparing your money
1)Take all your $1 bills and iron them flat. The $1 bill MUST be in perfect condition!!! Tares or any imperfections can ruin the final product!
2)Measure out 500ml of pure CH3COCH3 and add in to the bowl
3)Measure out 500ml of NaClO and add it to the bowl
4)*Optional* Measure out 500ml of H2O2 and add it the the bowl
*Notice a reaction taking place? It should get hot and start bubbling. This is your "Reaction Bath." This chemical solution will dissolve the ink of the money. Adding the H2O2 is optional because it really isn't really necessary. But using it will produce a better, more realistic looking product. *
5)Put on your Gloves (these gloves should be chemical and electric resistant. Rubber gloves are best for this)
6)Put on your mouth/nose protecting mask. breathing in the chemical smell from the reaction bath can be toxic. This isn't necessary but safety should ALWAYS be your top priority when working with chemicals.
Process 2: "Cleaning" your money
1)Add the $1 bill in the reaction bath and let is sit for 10 minutes. This will allow the reaction to finish and make the ink removal ALOT easier (if you used the H2O2. If you didn't, it will be a little harder to do)
2)Place the $1 bill on a hard surface
3)Take your Kleenex or your DRIED baby wipe and begin softly but firmly rubbing the ink off the front of the $1 bill in a circular motion.
*THIS IS NOT A RACE!!!!! BE SLOW AND TAKE YOUR TIME. THE MORE TIME YOU TAKE TO CARE ABOUT THE PRODUCT, THE BETTER ITS FINAL RESULT WILL BE!*
*You will notice that the front if the bill will become black and smudgy (if you didn't use the H2O2) But if you did, the ink should come off easily.
4)You WON'T get this all off with just 1 soak! It will take 3-4 Soaks to completely clean the $1 bill. Every additional soak is just 1-2 minutes
5)Repeat this process until the $1 becomes complete white/gray/pearl
6)Take the $1 bill and run it under HOT water (don't flood the thing. A nice slow stream works) be sure to cover all the $1 bill. You don't want any left over chemicals still on the $1 bill
7)Now do the same but in COLD water
*If the money rips/tares EVEN A LITTLE, THE PROCESS HAS FAILED AND ITS UNUSABLE. YOU WILL HAVE TO START OVER*
8)Place the $1 bill in a large envelope and place a heavy book on top of it
9)Let this sit for an hour and a half (90 minutes) so it can solidify and feel normal again.
*look at the $1 bill. The front should be white but the back should still be normal. This is what you want! The money should have the same texture as if nothing was done to it. There will however be little collections of balled up ink/little bits of paper. This is normal!*
10)Carefully re-iron the $1 bill to remove the little blots of leftover ink/balled up paper. They may not completely go away but they will be suppressed so its OK!
17)Now just repeat steps 1-10 expect with the back of the bill and you will have 1 completely blank $1 bill!!!!! Do this for however much money you want to print.
Process 3: Printing
1)Find the 1968 currency (front and back) for the amount of money you want. The 1968 currency doesn't have any security features and are still in circulation to this very day. They are rare to get but they exist.
2)Take your index card and scissors and cut out an EXACT replica of the $1 bill. This will be your "Test Print" to make sure you are doing everything OK.
3)Tape the back of the index card down with the double sided tape (tape th edges to you don't effect the entire replica bill or remove any paper)
4)Trace and outline of the location with a pencil (lightly)
5)Scan your "test print"
6)Use a photo editing tool such as PhotoShop and create a new image
7)Make it as big as the "test print' and add the front of the currency to where the index card is.
8)Now print it in a high quality!
9)Wait an hour and let the ink dry
10)Repeat steps 2-9 except printing the back
11)After the ink COMPLETELY DRIES, iron it one last time!
Congratulations! You just made counterfeit money!!!!!
Here are some suggestions:
1)Don't make anything higher then a $50 if your underage. People will check it out
2)Don't spend the fake money at a place where you know they check the money. It will pass the "paper test" because its still the same real paper just reprinted.
3)If you have a buddy that works at a store, I suggest making a $100, then getting change for it (giving him his share of the cut) Then you will have a REAL $100 and your friend can spread the fake money on the next person who pays in a high amount (receiving $100 in change) or his/her boss can get the fake money. Counterfeit circulation
.:::::INFORMATION:::::
CH3COCH3 = Acetone
NaClO = Bleach
H2O2 = Hydrogen Peroxide (3% works best)
:::::FUTURE UPDATES FOR THIS THREAD:::::
1)Pictures of me actually doing the processes
2)A downloadable video of me doing the processes (since putting it on YouTube and Veoh would violate terms, and would get removed I will put it on sendspace, megaupload, and whatever else)
3)Clearer Instructions
4)Links to all currency pictures
How To Blank Checks
Materials Required
1)Medium sized bowl
2)Cotton Balls
3)Pure CH3COCH3
4)NaClO
5)H202
6)Hard, Flat Surface
Process 1: Getting The Check
1)Get a FULL filled check (signature, and ammount givin)
*Get a job or setup donations or whatever. I will explain a simple donation scam at the bottom*
Process 2: Preparing To "Blank" The Check
1)Full your bowl or pan as followed:
-500ml of CH3COCH3
-500ml of NaClO
-1:10 ratio of H2O2 (1:10 ratio of 500ml = 50ml)
*Congrats your now ready*
Process 3: "Blanking"
1)Take a cotton ball and place it in the chemical bath. Only soaking half
2)Gently rub the ink away from the ammount of money givin (keeping the signature and date)
3)Refill with desired ammount of money
*Congrats, your now ready to cash the check*
Now there are various methods of actually blanking the check. Let me be the first to tell you, they are completely fake!
EXAMPLES:
I'm sure most of you have heard of using things such as only CH3COCH3. The only problem with this is the smudges that will build up from the ink. This method ruins the check because it will obviously be tampered. Using "Paint Thinner" will also do the exact same thing.
What I listed in the tutorial will work. It will not leave smudges because your not applying that much pressure. The ink will easily roll off without hardming the paper.
I had to write this tutorial quickly so yeah, it will be updated ASAP.
Ha.
Y o u n g hoe
Women they can be so
Motivated by money that's why they be on me fo
That's yo favorite rapper homie gauranteed that he know
If he is the one I'm the zero.. Damn
Please comprehend I am a surf club general
I'm mista consistant I have never come in intervals
Ya'll don't wanna be caught in the middle like a centerfold
I'm commitin suicide if were ever identical
Click clack pow how you like a nigga now
He control of my domain they can do what I allow
And I know toronto miss me I'm a be home in a minute
That's my city and I run it you just run around in it
Women they can be so
Motivated by money that's why they be on me fo
That's yo favorite rapper homie gauranteed that he know
If he is the one I'm the zero.. Damn
Please comprehend I am a surf club general
I'm mista consistant I have never come in intervals
Ya'll don't wanna be caught in the middle like a centerfold
I'm commitin suicide if were ever identical
Click clack pow how you like a nigga now
He control of my domain they can do what I allow
And I know toronto miss me I'm a be home in a minute
That's my city and I run it you just run around in it
Thursday, October 7, 2010
If you have any request.
If you have any request on any location to party... no matter how old you are just ask me..
Tuesday, October 5, 2010
Topic of the weekend: High School Parties
High school parties are the funnest experience you will have.. Example: I go to parties every weekend... mostly... They're a lot of girls you can meet at the party.. Also if you don't want to meet a stranger invite a friend.. Lets say everyone gets drunk.. Then you can get it that easy.. Even though its considered rape if your not drunk and she is.. Parties are fun to socialize and remember don't show up looking like a retard... cause at parties first impressions stick to people that never seen you before.. Rule 1: Never break anything at a party unless the host says so.. Rule 2: Play beer pong. Rule 3: Smoke somthing. Rule 4: Have fun and Rule 5: Do not Pass Out Notice my pictures :D
Monday, October 4, 2010
Jason Cutler
Jason Cutler is a Cool kid at our school He plays the drums, And bass.. like most black people. But he doesn't carry a spear on him always.. This is how you can tell him from his Nigerian com rads. He is black, So he's very good at stealing and writing on stuff.. he's good at basketball like most black people.. but this kid can lay up like a beech.. He can probably rap. He can probably do a lot of stuff... But this kid is amazing check out his new album, "A lil 2 raw".. It's beast.. It is better then Micheal Jackson with thriller cause of its context and concept... It's about alien invaders from Mexico. As Mexicans say it Mehico. He wishes he can be a wapper
T.J.
T.J. Being a good Samaritan, Helping Ally with her work. Most definitely deserves a rewards. like Bill gates.
Coming up next.
1. T.J.
2. Andres
3. James Perdue
4. James Johnson
5. Tyler
6. Jason Cutler
7. Cody Austin James Wilbur
8. Shannon
2. Andres
3. James Perdue
4. James Johnson
5. Tyler
6. Jason Cutler
7. Cody Austin James Wilbur
8. Shannon
Friday, October 1, 2010
M.C.C. Kush a milie rap. LOL@White rapper. (Me)
I be a millie-onaire, people look at me like im a faat kid at da fair,
I dont worry about crashes cause i can repair,Hey you other dawgs should prepare,
cause i have no fear, and ill take all these Fugers out of here.
I dont worry about crashes cause i can repair,Hey you other dawgs should prepare,
cause i have no fear, and ill take all these Fugers out of here.
Coming up with a new beat check out my new blog, if you suck as singing dont sing along,
if your under the age of 6 you better leave now or your grandma wil have to put soap in your mouth, So check it,
i fug this beat intell the police cars come and then when they get hear, you know we'll run, your going to drink this shi* intel the sun would come,
Comon baby baby baby make the ladys come up in here quick, an they jump onmy dick like a disco stick,
and they pop the pills day n night, then they get together and F all night.
so lets see, baby if you roll with me, i'ma be all over you like Hivs,if your under the age of 6 you better leave now or your grandma wil have to put soap in your mouth, So check it,
i fug this beat intell the police cars come and then when they get hear, you know we'll run, your going to drink this shi* intel the sun would come,
Comon baby baby baby make the ladys come up in here quick, an they jump onmy dick like a disco stick,
and they pop the pills day n night, then they get together and F all night.
As you know i cost alate night fee, And if you want to mess with me,
ill have to break your teeth, You can ask all the hoes here with my dick in there mouth they'll tell you whats up,
Cause when we fck, you know it aint free, expecially if your riding it with me.
Yea uhu, you know we drink day in night and they think i cant rap cause im white but hey hey what i gotta say,
all i gotta say is if your living this big its al about the bang able babes.
Hey hey what you gotta say,hold your hands up in the air cause its my birthday,
hey hey what you gotta say living al big in panama city beaches, bays.
COPY WRITE: M.C.C. Kush. Aka Cody J Wilbur.
Tavaris
Check this dude out wit da dreds He be keepin It FRESH home slice. Dayung he be black as night but shine like hes on some type of coke, Iaght, He be living right, And he likes it tight.
Dawg this kid be Pimpn all the hoes, hes geting his cash getting some bread and hell slap a hoe if he has to tel her twice. He's the definition of gangsta.
HE DRINKS LIKE A IRISH, Man when he gets high he thinks he can fly, He lives alriht i'd say but he needs to get his rap together and rap to the classs.
OK Theres a couple things about this dude that says the definition of the meaning Fly. Check it. From his dreds to his chuck taylors and kayne west air yeezys shoes, he just has pimp on it. If he got a base ball cap he'd look like bob marley on a joint, He can make a milie from his record sells and All. Check this dude out.
Dawg this kid be Pimpn all the hoes, hes geting his cash getting some bread and hell slap a hoe if he has to tel her twice. He's the definition of gangsta.
HE DRINKS LIKE A IRISH, Man when he gets high he thinks he can fly, He lives alriht i'd say but he needs to get his rap together and rap to the classs.
OK Theres a couple things about this dude that says the definition of the meaning Fly. Check it. From his dreds to his chuck taylors and kayne west air yeezys shoes, he just has pimp on it. If he got a base ball cap he'd look like bob marley on a joint, He can make a milie from his record sells and All. Check this dude out.
Collin
Check this out, This guy b keepn it fresh up in dis house. He be like yo whats up G unit i be like Im korean. "Ninja Please." He has turrets and liiiiiikes it rough... point of this post is that he wanted be to blog smething random.. so whatever. And he fails at life.
Mr. Wing
Coolest Teacher at Newpoint! No middle fingers up ..!.. :3 in hia class room he be pimpn out the ride of learing with his words. He makes people smarter with his vision of being a pop singer. He Amazingly has a Awesome hair cut and can speak russiano. Voted coolest teacher Class 2013. P.S. He has sick side burns.
HINTS FOR SCHOOL!:
There are a lot of things going on at school... But the main thing to focus on is your Grades... I've Figured this out the hard way. Check it. Get your grades up.. Then The second most important thing: Is Socializing.. In High school there are a lot of drama and bullies and people you'll not like but socializing is the key to finding out the real world.. Number one rule of socializing.. Play it cool and not like a idiot.
Rule 2: Never act out for a attempt of getting attention.. Trust me you'll get in the habit of doing it and get in A LOT of trouble..
Some things i've experienced has been partying, Girl friends, And narcotics..
Be responsible when you party... Don't over do it.. If you have a questions about anything in high-school just ask.
TOP HATED PERSON IN SCHOOL
JILL is the most HATED person at school.. She snitches on everyone and needs to learn how to take a joke or overdose on some meds. In conclusion.. She got my laser pointer taken away cause of how lame she is. L-A-M-O.. but its cool, she claims she has a boy friend but everyone LOLs' when she says it, Plus her boy friend lives all the way in china xDDDD We American not Chinesez! 'but oh well she needs to get a life and shes a complete bitch. She wish she had more friends, butits funny when she walks up to someone and calls them her friend and they're like wtf.. go the f away.. its ok one day she'll be gone and we'll finally will be able to "rest in peace"
L-A-M-O: Lick A** Much Hoe.
Hi..
This post is about Newpoint Highschool.. its a nerdy school with alot of drama.. If i get over 100 comments saying good things i can make a show about this like GLEE itll make a good show. just post comments thinking of your ideas!
Posting.. Ok check this out..
There are different ways you can post.. and alot of different styles, Like for instance Andres is really stupid.. but.. anyways.. Today my girl friend isnt at school and she said shed help me with my work? "Liar" *Cough**Cough* but you know how girls are... if they get a opportunity to go shopping or go to the beach in stead of school they're like hell yea lets go to the beach.. but anyways.. mnow since she ditched me i hope she has a beautiful day (just kidding) Edit HTML F JU
DISCOVERY
Andres IS MIXED RACE!! You guys know who i hate? people that are mixed race.. also Mexicans red heads and Asians.. Just kidding.. andres you suck..
Fair testing
I don't get this fair testing.. its pretty stupid.. it doesnt even have my name on there..so like what,.. do i not exist to them? idk... but this is gay.. i took it 3 times last year and they said i never had to take again but now there like blah blah blah take it again.
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